Extra Credit

Besides the hit television program "Oprah", this class has probably been the single most important thing that has ever happened to me. Five years ago when I was morbidly obese, if you had told me that I was going to be reciting poetry, I would kill you in disbelief. Nevertheless, a few months ago, I stepped up in front of the class, and began filling my listener's ears with poetic genius. As I finished the last line, I was greeted with thunderous applause. I then began crowd surfing, a feet that would've been impossible five years ago, when my massive girth couldn't have been lifted without heavy machinery. After five days of celebration, I was placed back on the floor, and received a 28/40. I will always remember that day. Until I die, then I won't be able to remember it.